Vegan Passions

THE DEAR HUNTER

What Am I looking for you might ask? Well other than the Mega Million’s jackpot I think I need someone who is puncture resistant. She should be self sufficient, self-righting and waterproof too since I tend to drool a lot. Somebody that doesn’t dissolve so easily with oil based lubricants. Should have the ability to let things just bounce off her without bruising or bursting. Stain resistant and self-cleaning is a plus. You know the quiet willing type who has a self-inflating opinion of herself. Hair is not important since I have a wig for you to wear everyday of the week. Must be a non-smoker because I can be combustible after a good Mexican meal. Turn ons Long walks. Operator assisted booty calls. Chocolate covered bunnies. Doing daring and risky things in public places. Turn offs Short piers Collect operator assisted booty calls. Bunnies covered in chocolate. Explaining to the judge that I’ll never do daring and risky things in public places again. Double clicking a folder is now the same as petting a file. Is "Shiver me timber" a pirate pick up line? What kind of knobs does a hair dresser have? Is "Hap-penis" a good stocking stuffer? Cinderella is not a masonry product. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. They had a thrill, without a pill and now they have a daughter. OK then! Lets get a baker's dozen drinks in us and go play paint ball all day and at night after a shared shower we can get some food in us and check each other for tics LOL Or maybe we can get a bite to eat and the drive trough dumpster diner. Then afterwards we can go to home depot and do some toilet testing. Gotta look for the sweet seat ya know! WOW! If you made it this far you either need a ton of therapy or you are a sucker for punishment. LOL Message me please!!!!!! P.S. E-mail are welcomed. Knock! Knock! I said well-comed! P.S.S. Free pictures with every meeting!

Body Type

a few extra pounds, overweight

Do you drink?

like a fish, socially

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Drugs

let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), prescription only, what, are you a nark?

Education Level

ain't had no skoolin, high school grad

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

blue

Food Related

Vegetarian

Hair Color

dark brown, white / gray

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, internet, movies, music, photography, writing

I currently live

with an insignificant other, with pets, with roommate(s)

I'm looking for

conversation, dating, miss right, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, the yin to my yang

Income level

$50,000-$100,000

Marital Status

single - never married

Movies

comedy, drama, romantic comedy

My Sign

i was born in august, leo : july 23–aug. 22

Orientation

asexual, celibate, straight

Personality

flirt, fun loving, playa hater, romantic

Political Views

independent, not interested in politics

Profession

Transportation / Trucking

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious

Socially, I am

comic relief, flirt, home body

Groups:

none

No video.

Seeking

Woman

Height

No preference

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

No preference

Do they smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Drugs

prescription only

Food Related

Vegetarian

Marital Status

single - never married

Movies

comedy, drama, romance, romantic comedy

Orientation

straight

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Not Religious, Pagan, Wiccan

Socially, they are

better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, social butterfly

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang

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